
Hey, Marisa, I think I dropped my candlestick on the ground. (Screams) Are you happy now? Blades, buckets, candlesticks. I calculated the rest of the moves in my head, ran the odds, and you win. Who doesn't love an exercise in elementary strategy? Vapid simpleton. That's because I don't take you to the batting cages enough. They have a funny way of finding my head. So what you think? Football? Basketball? Baseball! I don't do well with objects that fly through the air. I just wanna spend a little quality time with you. Oh, don't get bogged down in the details.

She stayed after school to practice cheerleading. Hey there, how's my pride and joy? I don't know. Who's with me? (Cheering) You see? Pure evil. Heck, if we can, let's make this world a better place to live in while we're at it. Our job is to help empower our team, but not just our team. That shows a ton of confidence, and that's the number one thing a spirit ambassador needs. Get ready for the mean girl banquet, and I have a feeling we are the main course. I'm suddenly getting the feeling that you're just doing this to please me, and that pleases me. I cannot wait for these obnoxious mean girls to tell me I'm not pretty enough, peppy enough, or good enough to be on their squad. I gotta go make things right with my boy. Look, I ain't got time to be discussing all of this. That was five anniversaries ago, and I said I'm sorry. You treat Ernie like a second-class citizen, but the moment you're chosen second, you fall apart like a cheap watch. You go on and have a great day, and enjoy that lunch I spent an hour making that your mom didn't.Ĭraig, you got a little something on your Oh, never mind. Technically, you could care less, 'cause you seem to be caring a lot. You put K-i-r-a Cooper, when I believe the correct spelling is C-r-a-i-g Cooper.ĭad, are you actually upset that I picked Mom over you? Oh, please. That "in case of emergency contact," you spelled my name wrong. Hmm? What hmm? Oh, nothing, just a little thing I noticed.
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Honey, you almost done with that new employee paperwork for the organization? Yeah, you'd think a professional spy organization would know my phone number. Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, no way to learn Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover. Oh, I guess that explains why you're cheerleading with Marisa. Sometimes, when you wanna keep friends, you need to do what they want to do. Look, I know you're a robot, but you need to start acting like a kid.

Will you? Why did you just do that? I'm not playing with that eight-year-old bag of flesh.Īs a 16-year-old bag of flesh, I find that a tad offensive.


(Knocking on door) Now what does Marisa want? Hi, Judy.Ĭan you come out to play? No, I'm not available today, or tomorrow or next year. Try out for cheerleading, huh? Give me an N, give me an O Do you see where I'm going with this? Are you spelling "no thing can keep me from trying out on Saturday in the south gymnasium with my best friend Marisa"? All right, fine. What if you and I tried out for, hmm, I don't know, the cheerleading squad on Saturday in the south gymnasium at 1:15? Approximately. Unless here's a thought just off the top of my head. So why would you get me pom-poms? You're right. Ta-da! Wow, what is this for? Do I need a reason to give you a gift? You know me better than anyone in the whole entire world.
